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Fashions for a New Age Season
Everyone loves to wear clothes that
live with you, breath with you and are comfortable. Practitioners of New
Age lifestyles are no different. We want durability, comfort and economy
in these economically unsound times. Therefore, we are proud to present
the very latest in New Age wear - The Cosmos Collection.
Please note that our first model,
Akasha, is wearing a jumpsuit from our line - Chakra Chique. Done in
elegant and blended rainbow tones, each represents a specific chakra.
Form fitting for the most rigorous balancing sessions, this material
will not inhibit energy transference. Notice that all chakra points have
transparent insets made from 100% natural energy. Of course, for modesty
sake, we do offer an opaque version. Thank you Akasha.
And here comes Hunter in our newest
look for pagans, our Rags To Rituals line. You see that Hunter looks
marvelous in this silk and brocade robe, complete with hood and wide
lapel. Deep pockets allow Hunter to carry his ritual items with him,
while concealing his ritual jewels. And Voila! as Hunter demonstrates
the tear-away feature of this garment for those Skyclad events. Oh my,
Hunter. And um...thank you.
Here we have Gaia, demonstrating the
comfort of our new Landmass Line for that motherly figure. See how the
moss green natural fabric moves as Gaia moves. (Gaia, please stop
turning dear. ) The sky blue outer shift protects against all kinds of
weather without the appearance of bulkiness. For the rounded among us,
this garment only requires a little TLC to maintain its perfection.
Thank you Gaia (stop spinning!)
Ah, please welcome Pearl, wearing the
ultimate in our new knitted Yes It's Yoga collection. Notice how the
material moves with our model. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these garments
will stand up under the most rigorous workout. Watch as Pearl
demonstrates the "twistability" of this body suit as she
easily slips into the most difficult of yoga positions. We see that the
fabric and stitching hold up as Pearl maintains her pose. Thank you
Pearl. ...Thank You Pearl. ....Pearl? ...Could someone come get her
please?
And finally, the Jewel in our Crown
Collection this year....Wisdom Wear, for the Guru in all of us. Easy,
comfortable and flowing, like the ebb and tide of life's oceans. Roomy
in the seat, with extra padding for those long stints on the mountain
top. Yet washable with ease for the kitchen table set. Soft and
odor-resistant, this garment is designed to be worn on even the longest
journey with the ease of a single step.
Thank you for joining us this evening
Ladies and Gentlemen. Our collection for the New Age has been brought to
you through the auspices of the New Technicats Coven, the Association
for a Natural New Age and the League of Aquarian Lycra Lovers. We wish
you a pleasant good night.
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